When taking a dump, ensuring that there is sufficient toilet paper available before commencing the evacuation.
Dave didn't look before you leap, causing some embarassment.
by Baz3 January 28, 2008
simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 05, 2007
Like a "leap jump to super fuck"; A tricky sexual move where the man lays on his back, stationary with an engorged penis. while the woman leaps at him and lands squarely over his hips and simultaneously inserts his penis into her vagina.
We've both like it hard, but we've tried everything else. I'm going to give him a reverse leap jump to super fuck tonight.
by Quacthulhu March 15, 2011
The condition by which one experiences significant penile enhancement and unexpected erectial direction on a quadrennial basis. Typically experienced on the 29th of February commonly referred to as the "leap year."
Carol: "John was so big last night."
Jen: "Is this a leap year??"
Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
Jen: "Is this a leap year??"
Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
by lyds sufferer August 02, 2011
During his flight to the moon in an Apollo 11 rocket, Neil Armstrong stated, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
by bluestinger66 March 21, 2023
by Lamboleap September 29, 2010
Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017