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Launch the Beast

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.
Holy shit check out that guy hes about to launch the beast!
by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010
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Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
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Rocket Launch Code

A password (usually auto-generated) that is complete nonsense. Example: *)36/Pn=p>(JOp5dcqtUo"@G
These passwords are ironically a good practice to use since a brute-force attack based on non-nonsense data is more likely to guess a password like "fuckrobot34" than "lG.j"UXhSHZ*|c>j|$oBfXr1"

The phrase comes from the assumption that a string of characters needed to launch a rocket would be very random as to protect the system from hijacking.
The password that was suggested to me on superconfidentialgovernment.com looked like a rocket launch code.
by Echold2006 April 13, 2023
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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019
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Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick
I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch
by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Launch a Toasty

Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.
The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.
by GrandpaSaurous December 19, 2024
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