Lacrosse

1.) A sport usually played by little league failures
2.) The softest human beings play this game

3.) easiest sport around

I play lacrosse because I wasn't good at anything besides ballet.

"Dude why is that guy in the corner sucking his thumb?"
"His dad didn't pay the coach enough money so he didn't make the lacrosse team"
"Makes sense"

by Beans123456789 February 25, 2017

lacrosse

The sport that every kid plays after they get made fun of so badly becasue they suck at baseball

congrats u stuck out 3 times today why dont u go play lacrosse

by cameronn January 8, 2007

zoe lagroomer

a bitch who kissed a 13 yr said the n-word and vaped when she was 15

Friend: look thats the girl with 19 million who kissed that connor Me: Thats zoe lagroomer

by Bruhimgay December 30, 2020

lacrosse

what pussys do during baseball season. A sport that is played by maybe 1,000 people worldwide

Jeremy-Yo want to play lacrosse
Jimbo-No thats what pussys do

by Baseballer10 May 25, 2009

lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

lacrosse

A stupid sport that is often related to baseball. Lacrosse players make fun of baseball players because they say baseball is gay. THe truth is that anyone can catch a ball with a stick, run, and launch it. Try hitting a baseball going 100mph with a slight curve. After that, tell me which sport is harder. And for those who say it is so physical, try wrestling or football. You almost die during practice. It cannot compare to baseball. Baseball is the hardest sport that takes so much talent and skill.

Lacrosse player: Baseball is possibly the easiest sport. Anyone can catch a ball.

Baseball Player: Yeah, ok. When you can hit a baseball that has been thrown 95mph, call me.

by Bob Saggot Kid December 25, 2009

lacrosstitute

from Canadian slang. a woman who goes to lacrosse games for the purpose of fucking one of the players

after the game, the lacrosstitutes were lined up outside the visitors bus, condoms and anal lube in hand.

by lungpig June 18, 2003