Lasping

Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.

Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"

by Trippyhippystuff April 20, 2022

lorping

A great big fuckka

I' going out tonight for a lorping steak

by chrispyg September 21, 2009

cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

by jaz October 28, 2004

Lamping

What happens at the Savoy in the RTC on any given Sunday afternoon!

"I am going to do some serious lamping Sunday" S.L.

by TraceLynne February 18, 2009

Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis

Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping

by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013

Lurping Fag

A tall awkward man looking for some gay sex.

Larry just lost his ass virginity, what a lurping fag!

by obamatang3 November 1, 2010