Ballad of Chasey Lain

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain is an AMAZING song by the Blood Hound Gang about the uber sexy porn star Chasey Lain.

Lyrics to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

by Pink Power Ranger September 5, 2008

Lanny

A cute, funny boy with a great sense of humour. He is quite perceptive and can tell when you like him. He's a great friend to be around, but he can make you feel terrible at times. He can also hide his true feelings from you. He is usually pretty tall, dirty blonde hair with the most vibrant brown eyes you will ever see. His smile will bring your bad day to a close and open it to a splendid day. This man is rare and when he loves you hold on to him. When you first look into his eyes you will be thrown into a world of hard work, because once you fall for him, you feel as though you need to work for him. He is an amazing guy that I would not pass up the chance to date.

Girl One: Do you see that guy? He's kind of cute...
Girl Two: Oh him? He's Lanny. Every girl falls for him.
Girl One: Oh. Then I guess I will have to work hard for him huh....

by AmazingTurtle June 28, 2015

LANN

Let a nigga nut

Random Hoe "You aint gettin nothin until I know your faithful"
Random Guy "Damn bitch LANN"

by Sir_Tobusfist July 20, 2017

laianna

Is a girl with a beatiful smile and a person everyone always wanna be around and bootilicious

Look at that laianna over there

by Firework234 June 8, 2016

khus ka lainda

Khus ka lainda is a Urdu swear word invented by Mehraz Ali Khan and popularized by Nawazish Ali Nusrat. The meaning of this word is unclear and vague but it is still a very cool thing to say.

ABC: Yaar, mera aaj phadda hai

XYZ: Kon khus ka lainda hai woh, main jaa ker peet-ta hoon usse

Translation

ABC: I have a fight today

XYZ: Who's that khus ka lainda? I'll beat him up.

by Olympiad walay mailay October 21, 2010

Laina

Laina is a very beautiful girl with all the best features. She has long, dark hair and darker skin. She's short, around 5', with a nice, fit body and gorgeous face. Basically absolutely amazing.

I love to be with Laina she's an awesome girl.

by The beesknees December 31, 2018

laning

Laning someone is often used in tornumant paintball on a feild of super air.
Laning normaly occurs off the break.
You shoot where a person is going to run so they run into your line of fire, thus, getting them out.

-Did you see us laning your team, thats why 3 of your guys went out stright away..did none of the balls burst on you?
- yeh. i just wiped them off :)

by Alexxautopsy January 11, 2008