Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Krusty Lizard Sand

Dry krusty lizard cum

Austin G. M is Krusty Lizard Sand at Roblox

by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024

Krustie

Krustie: is something or someone that is metaphorically invisible, or hard to find type of thing, (hence the reason their are no definition's for the word, to be, but not be seen or heard, unnoticed)

If their is a lot of people their I will be krustie for for the night, I don't do crowds.

by Dani metro November 12, 2018

Krusty Krab

The act of drying out your partners vagina with a low heat blow dryer before inner coarse.

I hit her wit the krusty krab.

by Justjokesdontchoke September 4, 2023

Krusty Ronstain

An absolute idiot who throws everything that’s worthwhile in his life away. A person who cannot deal with their emotions so they burry themselves in Methamphetamine abuse instead of facing issues and dealing with them!

It’s so much easier to inject krusty ronstain with meth into my legs feet in fact any vein I can find rather than process pain hurt and rejection properly what an idiot!!!

by Lick me April 27, 2019

the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist

Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !

by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021