Kooft

Persian word for shit. However, other languages have incorperated it in their dialect.

Mom: Emrooz familet miad
Kid: Kooft...

by Aryan123321 April 4, 2009

ka koon

rundi bine crundi dipped in crindy

what is a ka koon? ....... a ka koon is a rundi bine crundi dipped in crindy but if its not dipped in crindy then its only a crundi

by unt March 14, 2010

koon ass

A person of Cajun decent usually living within the state of LA.

Tell that koon ass fix me some grits.

by myspace.com/globalwarmingfeelsgood August 19, 2006

Koofi Slappa

one who slaps kufi's, hats or anytype of head gear off of ones head as the ultimate sign of disrespect.

you see him slap his hat off? thats a koofi slappa

by Reggie Rockswell September 23, 2004

Kooning

Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.

"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"

by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Dean Koontz

A well known author read mostly by an older, more seasoned demographic. Koontz is defined by a descriptive, fluid and mature writing style and storylines that fall far outside the mainstream into what many times can be considered almost indescribable in their uniqueness. Koontz has tackled a wide array of subjects from mind control and behavioral modification (The Door to December) to sociopathic serial killers (Intensity) to the truly supernatural (Tick Tock, Darkfall). Often times disrespected by young pricks that have never read two words of one of his novels because they prefer to act smart by talking about Stephen King when in reality they've never read two words of one of his novels, either. Dean Koontz will never gain the mainstream press and praise of most other well known writers, but he has been in the game for a long time and has a very big fan base devoted to his finely crafted works of fiction.

Zach: "Hey man. I just finished this Dean Koontz book called The Servants of Twilight, it was pretty rad."

Jaccob: "Dude, Koontz fuckin' sucks cock. Stephen King is way better. I saw some of IT on tv last night. Man, that guy's a great writer."

Zach: "You're gonna die in your fuckin' sleep tonight."

Jaccob: "What?!"

by Whatever's Clever October 18, 2008

koofies

in the game of basketball, to hit many shots in your opponents face.

Yesterday at the park i was shooting koofies in your face.

by Andres and Steve May 2, 2008