Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno
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Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un
by Joseph P. Mama March 07, 2024
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Kim Jong Un

A giant fucking fatass who dictates North Korea and makes life hell for basically EVERYBODY who lives there. Oh, and he has labor camps too. Jesus christ. Thank god I wasn't born there.
Person 1: You know Kim Jong Un?
Person 2: The Fatass?
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Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
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Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole
Man, that guy is such a Kim Jong Un.
by Not-A-Real-Person January 05, 2025
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