Kieran is the name of a boy that has a tiny cock but no matter how small it will still just about fit in his bird, he is sometimes funny but also chats out his ass but people still love him
by Jonás November 22, 2021
An absolute waste of oxygen, a humour vampire who is the human equivalent of a turkey sandwich. If you are on cloud nine, he’s on cloud ten. He’ll remind you frequently how vanilla he is and will get a shit tattoo saying #wild. You would fuck his mum though
by Dave Davidson March 20, 2022
Kieran is the sexiest guy and his penis is at least 4.7 feet he is so cool and sexy he has a body count of 48 yet he is a virgin and all 48 of those people were killed in an attack containing a lot of arson Kieran is about to face charges on the 19 November 2022. His dick will scare the judge away so he’ll be fine.
Girl 1: omfg is that Kieran he’s so hot and his dick is massive
Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.
Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.
by lol master69 December 28, 2021
Kieran is a MANIPULATIVE, GASLIGHTING, PSYCHOPATH that will try and manipulate and gaslight you into thinking so
Random person: “Hey do you know who Kieran is?”
Me: “Yea, he’s a manipulative gaslighter don't talk to him”
Me: “Yea, he’s a manipulative gaslighter don't talk to him”
by Terrence Miller April 11, 2022
by ifockedurmum November 12, 2023
sus.
by bae is bae October 14, 2020