Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
by Grannysmokes January 24, 2020
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"I wish i was a Keyla"
by LilOyster.com November 2, 2020
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Shes a kelsy.
by She100 May 18, 2014
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Guy 1: omg, my girl is the bomb dot com. she's puuuuurfect.
Guy2: ahh no way...you're with Kelsley aren't you? I'm peanut butter and jelly bro.
Guy2: ahh no way...you're with Kelsley aren't you? I'm peanut butter and jelly bro.
by Therrealest1 December 27, 2017
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Kelssie is so stunning
by ❤️‼️🖤💙 February 7, 2018
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Kelsy is amazing!
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