Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

kebab fan

Mildly inappropriate term used to describe a male heterosexual. The term is thought to date back to Jade Goody's infamous description of her vagina as her "kebab" whilst in the Big Brother house. It would seem the term "kebab fan" refers to the appearance of female genitalia that heterosexual males find appealing. It can also be used to describe homosexual females, but is less commonly used in this context.

Barry: "Hey, do you think Pete is Gay?"

Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."

or;

Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"

Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"

Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"

by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008

kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.

"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"

by jam1kenobi December 24, 2008

damp kebab

A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.

Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.

by Seandoman January 11, 2015

kebab fest

A party with plentiful females. (opposite of sausage fest)

Awesome, this party is a kebab fest.

by Pete N February 5, 2008

sex kebab

To have a Sex Kebab is for a mans anus or womans vagina to be torn during sex by a mans penis. it is called a sex kebab because the ass or vagina is torn like a pitta bread and filled with meat (penis) and special sauce (seaman).

Hey guys last night i had a sex kebab ..... it hurt

by a__f December 15, 2007

Muscle Kebab

Similar to Knuckle Sandwich, a light hearted reference to the threat of using brawn/brute force to harm someone in response to, for example, a condecending remark.

"I'll give you a Muscle Kebab if you're not careful!"

by Krystoph-johansson August 15, 2007