While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 09, 2019
by Darmenia June 09, 2019
Betray someone. Sell them out. Stab them in the back. Pull a Julius Caesar on them. According to the bible, Judas was one of the twelve disciples and was the one who sold Jesus out to the Romans.
I had a feeling someone would Make Like Judas when they saw us walk into the bank with ski masks on our faces and cloth bags in our hands. Come here, you tattletale cocksucker!
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 19, 2020