jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021

Jozaiah

A very handsome man who likes to look at boobs and is also a gentleman. Everyone wants to be like Jozaiah because he gets all the girls and is very friendly but mean at the same time. He also loves to play c.o.d and has a nice family and life.

Omg is that Jozaiah lets go talk to him.

by MaliyahDaBest November 23, 2021

Fat Jonzing

A popular Warri slang used to explain the large extent of a persons mess up/ fuck up.

That was a fat jonzing. I didn’t expect that from you Temi.

by PurpleMurple22 September 16, 2020

Anarcho-jazzism

Anarcho jazzism is a political ideology believing that anarchism can only truly be achieved with a revolution where everyone deafens the leader and then dances on some jazz, a notable member of this ideology Notnilc Llib

"Wow don't you think we should end the state and anarchy should rule"
"Yeah but we should revolt with anarcho-jazzism !"

by Namij December 18, 2022

jizzicle

a stream of ejaculate (n.) that has not yet been fully released.
ejaculated semen before it has fully exited the urethra.

can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph.

-PAUSE VIDEO-
"oh man! look at that crazy jizzicle coming out of peter north's dong as he wacks it onto that girl's face!"

by Mr Carmine April 25, 2006

Jizzicist

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.

"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.

by JZCST July 1, 2010

Jizzifination

A squad of Super Hero's fighting against, clean dorm rooms, STD's, and Sargent Ass Wipe, as well as bagging every hot chick on the East and West Coast.

Yea, Jizzifination totally wrecked it!

by Jizzifination for life dude January 22, 2011