jonyah

Many people have heard of the name “Janiyah “ or “janyah” but it seems no one spells it Jonyah so I’ll write about it myself. Jonyah is a funny ,smart , beautiful person. She’ll always be on your mind when you meet her. She’s athletic and hardworking, jonyah always chasing her dreams with dignity. She’s ahead of every game and always ready to stand up for what’s right. She’s the girl you want in your life , she always has a shoulder to cry and she’s very understanding. She loves to put other people first but never herself. She’s sometimes bipolar and she’s quick to get attached too. You need a jonyah in your life.

Damn you see her? She’s gotta be a jonyah.
Oh her? That’s jonyah!

Jonyah? Yeah she fine.

by Mirroredreflection December 12, 2022

Pulling a Jonah

When someone screws up when using a keyboard.

“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”

by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies May 24, 2019

jonah hill

Jewish-American actor, recently famous for roles in Apatow pictures like the "Knocked Up" and "Forgetting Sarah" Marshall. He also played the lead role as "Seth" in the 2007 comedy hit "Superbad"

Jonah Hill as Seth in "Superbad": I wash and dry! I'm like a single mother.

by atax May 4, 2008

Jonah

A large Aussie bogan who is responsible for everything.
"When in doubt, blame Jonah."

Guy 1, "I think I left my phone at school,"
Guy 2, "I would blame Jonah."

by Skipper the Dipper November 16, 2016

Jonah

A Jonah is a rare person to come by, they are very kind, considerate, funny, and most would say hot. A Jonah is sexy af and you'd be lucky to have one in your life.

Girl: I just met the most amazing boy!
Other Girl: Really? Who?
Girl: His name is Jonah, He's extremely hot
Other Girl: OHHH! HIM?!?!? HE"S MR. UNIVERSE
Girl: Imma go pull a Jonah on him.

by TheMysteriousPersonYouDontKnow September 24, 2019

Jonah

Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him

"Dude, a Jonah just came into my life"
"Yeah your life sucks"

by Ekud33 January 17, 2020

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022