John

Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.
He became a John when his wife quit giving him blow jobs.
by Blinkdavis768 April 20, 2016
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John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.
Person: Hey John look at this butterfly

John: woah life’s a trip
by #1 john August 17, 2018
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Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods
Friend: Who’s that guy you’re with?
Girl: he’s my John ;)
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a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!
by definitelynotjerry June 07, 2020
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John An

A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.
"John An is going to spread my cheeks like butter"
by sheeshbutt April 03, 2021
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A John is what society calls, a funny man. He does voice impressions and can play Minecraft at the same time while drinking water And playing baseball aswell as piano and voice acting. He is very relaxing and chill, however if you must cross him than he shall never forgive you and shall grudge your for the rest of ur life. He also likes being nice to people but hates being used for his kindness or generosity. He also likes being sarcastic and playing the mythical game “among us”. He also is like very very very tall and will look down at everyone who he sees.
John said “joe mama” to kadence highfill
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A John will lecture you about why Temperate Forest is the best and "u r rong". He is nerdy, cool, and can barely speak English.

A John may also say odd things such as "Yorp", "No shot", or "Dudeski momentum".
"Wow, that John, he has no pants on, but he's so cool."

"This is amazing, John just said a popular word to sound cool!"

"John is actually the best at Mortal Kombat"
by Petra Jagermeister January 26, 2022
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