Dark Jobbied

When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.

Stuart has just been dark jobbied

by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019

Jobby job

A professional career with the typical 9-5 work week.

I was working at the restaurant, but then I got a Jobby Job at the big tech company. With benefits!

by meggles0229 March 8, 2022

nose jobbies

when u live in the city and your bogies are dark and smelly because of pollution and smog.

gregor picked his nose jobbies and ate it.

by smashing jobbser November 9, 2009

jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009

one of them jobbies

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006

Big Whale Jobby

Anas' nickname, someone who thinks very highly of themselves but will never become anything, should be flushed down the toilet, although they tend to be the ones who block it instead.

See that Big Whale Jobby, bet hes called Anas.

by Flubbery Bumole June 21, 2020