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jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.
by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024
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jizz

the fluids that squirt out the same hole pee comes out of in the form of sexually pleasurable ejaculation. tends to squirt out of a female's clitoris when she masturbates or is being pounded in her pussy by a male organ called a penis.
I made her squirt the jizz out her pussy the other day when her parents weren't home.
by trooperlungs April 4, 2026
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Jizz

When someone has a lot of swagger and gets the ladies.
Damn he got jizz”
by lañina August 13, 2025
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Jizz

Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.

Big fat load of cum, then.
{Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
by TammyCraps October 18, 2025
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jizz

when your goon juice comes out
Person 1: OMG he's gooning to girth
Person 2: HE JIZZED
by ABSOLUTEdisathHATER January 10, 2026
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[jizz]

The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man.
"I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died."
by FlexPPE March 31, 2009
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Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.
Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.
by will bitten October 8, 2016
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