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Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.
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Java Syndrome!
by tacoraj June 16, 2016
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Jahvarn

Jahvarn is an amazing person, If you meet a Jahvarn he will make your life better, he is a very supportive person who is there no matter what. Jahvarn is the one of the kindest people ever, he may not be able to make proper sense but it very funny, Jahvarn will cure any types of Mental illness. The only downside of knowing a Jahvarn is that The are a gamer and is very short. Plus they're very good at art too good that you will become jealous.
Is that Jahvarn, damn I want to be that person
by WolvesCB May 10, 2019
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Jaivardhan

Bitch has a Google Search Page.
Jaivardhan is famous, I want to be his girlfriend.
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java sissy

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.
"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."
by Dave E. August 17, 2004
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Minecraft Java

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.
by SIeepyB0i April 3, 2022
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Javan

A kind of bomb that is used specifically to explodes little children.
I can't believe those terrorists put that javan on the school bus.
by Barker Lover May 30, 2011
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java

A small brown Chihuahua that gets treated like a human being although it is obviously just a small, albeit adorable, dog.

Easy ways to spot a Java:
1. has it's own social networking page.
2. dressed in some sort of girly matching dog costume meant to mimic the way a human being would dress.
3. entrance into a room is shortly followed by "ooooh" and "awwww".
4. spotted being carried in a purse or satchel
JJ: Wow although patty is a great dog, I wish I had a dog like Java!
by megachiller October 3, 2010
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