Jared gibbs

A term used a substitute for swag, first used by maryland highschool kidz. This term is derived from the most swagtastic kid ever

Damn, that fresh kid has so much jared gibbs right now

by Billssox October 19, 2011

Jaedon

Jaedon is a loyal, attractive, funny, lovable, and caring guy. He will always have time for whatever a girl needs. He can't chose one girl most of the time but when he does that girl is super special.If he chooses you to be his girl never let him go. He is one of the funniest guys that you'll ever meet. He makes an impact on everyone he meets. He gives people the best advice. He is also very protective of his family and his girl. If you ever meet a Jaedon make sure you stay with him and become his best friend.

Man I wish I could be more like Jaedon.
Man any girl would be lucky to have Jaedon as a boyfriend.

by xxCarnag30utlawxx October 30, 2017

Jared Holt

Some stupid, obnoxious asshole

Jared Holt is a Jared Holt. Fuckin jewbag

by Dillon V October 13, 2010

The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.

Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."

by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011

Jared

the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally

Jared, the man of my dreams

i wish you were more like Jared

by briwos3 June 16, 2011

jaedyn

the cutest girl you'll ever meet. Sometimes she is mistaken as stupid, but when you get to know her, you find that she is actually very smart. When she appears to be "slow" she is actually being very observant. She comes off as a mean person, but she is actually very sweet. Take your time to get to know a jaedyn.

Dude that girl is so dumb, nah dude, get to know her, she's a real jaedyn.

by MikkiYouSoFine March 27, 2010

Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011