Jakob Potts

A man with a forehead bigger than his dick. Balls sag lower than his standards. It takes a Jake Potts a total of 37 seconds to ejaculate & think of his next lie. God like complex. Takes no responsibility.

I have to take a Jakob Potts. 💩

by Cheatercheaterpumpkineater April 5, 2023

jakob styrer

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob

yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro

by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019

Jakob

No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!

Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.

by ittiwitty July 29, 2023

Jakob

A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often

Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020

Jakob L

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.

He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.

by Creatures March 22, 2023

Jakob and Ileana

Jakob and ileana are an extraordinary cute couple and everybody wants to have a relationship like theirs. They’re both super hot and extremely sexy. But they are also have a very nice character and they could talk for hours even if Jakob is more a listener and Ileana is more a story teller. They are working perfectly together and are just a dream couple. Jakob is so hot all of the grade 10 girls are thirsting after him but he doesn’t cares because he is deeply in love with ileana.

Everybody: Omg I want a relationship like Jakob and Ileana have

by Ja502 November 21, 2021

Jakobing

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

by Iloveafs May 23, 2017