Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.
Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).
They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!
Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."
Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
by Surya.TheMan September 25, 2010
The most amazing and helpful person you'll ever meet. Her eyes sparkles when she looks at u abd she just gives u a warm feeling inside not to mention her natural beauty . She always makes u happy and is the funniest person to be around, not to mention goofy. This is someone u definitely wouldn't wanna lose.
Jade is a very smart, funny, caring, beautiful but sexy female she’s kinda tall usually has brown hair brown eyes. She’s very sweet and fun to be around, she’s a complete weirdo but doesn’t care. If you mess with her friends or family she will literally rock your sh*t but of course she warns you. She always thinks she’s ugly when she really isn’t. She makes mistakes but learns from it, say one wrong thing to her your losing her. She’s just all around amazing and you need one. Jades are also usually Virgo’s. A lot of dudes like jade she’s very hot and popular. Her family is crazy so if you mess with her the family’s coming in! She’s also a baddie ;)
Guy 1: hey wanna hang out?
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
Guy 1: awh man I need to find myself a jade :/
Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
Guy 1: awh man I need to find myself a jade :/
Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)
by Http://unknown February 21, 2019
Jade is an intelligent, fine, and a girl with a fat ass. She's average height, athletic, and smart. Whenever the boys see her they scream her name.
by kApAloT November 30, 2019
A beautiful charming girl, she’ll light up your world when your upset or sad up she’s sexy and so kind :)
Also my girlfriend's name c:
Also my girlfriend's name c:
by Pog :) June 04, 2021
Jade is a girl that can hide her problems really easily. She can hide her problems with just a fake smile and she makes a door around her heart so no one can break it. At first she always look at your imperfections but that’s just because she knows that your beauty outweighs your problems. Once you know a jade and she trusts you she will never let go. She will be loyal and if someone even dares to look at her friends weirdly she will get in the middle of it and absolutely destroy them. She is a free spirit and is usually a Tomboy. She loves sports and climbing trees. She has brown blonde hair and gorgeous eyes. If you ever meet a Jade you have to understand that there’s things that she will never tell you and if you want to hear what she does you have to ask it of her. She get embarrassed really easily and if she does it feels like the end of the world to her. She is really pretty and will always be there so is you ever meet a jade become friends with her and get her to trust you NEVER let her go.
Wow what is happening to that girl over there -person 1
Oh that’s jade and someone messed with her friends -person 2
Oh that’s jade and someone messed with her friends -person 2
by J A D forever248 December 04, 2019
Is sassy, fun, sarcastic & stubborn. Has a low tolerance for dumb-asses. Amazing sense of humor.Laughs and smiles at just about everything even if it isn't funny .100% down to earth. Great smile.Likes to make people laugh and smile .Don't be fooled by her name she is not asian. Can be shy at times but I'm not buying it. Acts childish and immature. Is known to be loud & obnoxious in public. Is a boy magnet. Loves indie-pop-techno. Likes to use the F-Word after everything.
carol: ohmygod i heard that Jade totally likes Matt is it true
Laura: Is that really any of your buisness
Carol: yeah everything at this school is my buisness cause im the queen of everybodys buisness
Laura: Your stupid and jsut wasting your time you better shut up before Jade makes you cry again (:
Laura: Is that really any of your buisness
Carol: yeah everything at this school is my buisness cause im the queen of everybodys buisness
Laura: Your stupid and jsut wasting your time you better shut up before Jade makes you cry again (:
by Tobiume October 25, 2010