Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, lebron james wannabe to

-Yo, you see ivan overthere?

-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

Ivan

He kinda fat but funny made me a weeb but still a cool friend 😎

Ivan: breathes
Me: Ur fat Haha

by Expert Chicken 95 November 7, 2019

Ivan

A gay russian nigga that like Fortnite

someone: I play Fortnite
Me: You are an Ivan

by IH8Everything April 29, 2020

Ivan

A nigga that is ugly, a virgin, and not funny

Yo u a ivannn

by #A nigga wit a big dick October 16, 2019

Ivan

A Hoe ass bitch that talks shit and does nothing and will never meet Rose irl And a Dumb Motherfucker With a 2 cm long dick lmao I'm doing this bc u did one of me bitch

Ivan is a little bitch

by A KID Fucking Kid August 4, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is the perfect husband for Francesca.
Why not ?

"Has Ivan a girlfriend ?"
"Yen, She's Francesca"

by Xold December 18, 2016

Ivan

(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.

As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.

by Pseudonat June 12, 2017