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Jemma itis

A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.
(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!
by Victim of Jemma itis August 26, 2018
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Fortnite-itis

A term used to describe a fucking plays fortnite 24/7
This dude plays fortnite I bet he has the virus, the fortnite-itis
by Fortniteboi69 November 6, 2018
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Mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis

This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.
Friend: Omg I have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Me: Omg same.
by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021
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Crypto-itis

When a young professional man becomes obsessed with crypto
jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
by opulence_magic February 18, 2021
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Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis
by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011
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Dobrik-itis

Watching so much David Dobrik, that you begin to be addicted to them, as if they are a drug
I stayed in today and watched David Dobrik all day, now I think I have Dobrik-itis
by david dobriks wife January 24, 2019
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dopey-itis

being a stupid cunt
you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?
by mainbitchx April 1, 2020
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