nipple drawers

That asshole you see everyday at your job that has his pants waist pulled all the way up to his tits. Example: Goober Pyle on the Andy Griffith Show.

Oh my God Brenda, Richard's wearing his nipple drawers to work again!

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Four Way Drawers

A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out

Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.

Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!

Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Magical Mystery Drawer

A drawer that is used to store toys for domesticated animals, to keep them out of reach until the owner is ready to play or reward the pet. Typically accompanied by a song depending on region.

Hey it's bedtime, let's go to the (Singing)"Magical Mystery Drawer, the Magical Mystery Drawer".

by Pet Fan 22 October 02, 2021

sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016

Onion Drawer

A set drawer or set of drawers in one's house set up to keep onions in order. Usually preformed by servants or maids.

Meagan sucked at arranging Jay Jay's Onion Drawer, Jay Jay always preferred Jeremy's method

by absolutelypdx July 11, 2008

Dom’s Bottom Drawer

A mans asshole

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

by All Bets Hedged April 04, 2020

Sock Drawer tits

breast that hang in an undesirable manner

Dude did you see how her boobs hang.
Yea she has sock drawer tits.

by laddr44 February 08, 2010