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Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018
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Bathtub in a Lobster

Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.

This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.

Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.
by D'jisorderly March 31, 2024
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bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.
"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.
by Courtesity June 14, 2024
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Bathtub

A white rectangular object mostly used for sexual activity
Hey Ryan, did you hear that those two boys fucked in the bathtub
by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021
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bathtubbing

The act of drinking someone else's used bath tub water. Especially after a gross encounter.
"Dude I just went bathtubbing in my neighbor's house! It tasted great!"
by BlackZoidberg July 4, 2017
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Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.
Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!
by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021
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Hillbilly bathtub

When you have a tub of bath water used by unknown multiple people for a sexual encounter.
Bending her over the side of the tub and while she slips and splashes trying to get out of the water you continue to drill her from behind. She's just been bathed in a Hillbilly Bathtub.
by LHCPITBULL August 30, 2025
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