milk

something your dad was looking for 15 years

Hey dad, where is the milk?

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 17, 2021

milk

so rare of an item to collect
dad's can't collect it and neither will you

Expect from mom she will randomly spawn it when we have no more or when you cant find it

dad's gonna get the milk soon

by vyxxc October 27, 2022

Milk

The reason your childhood was bad

my dad left for milk

by I'm an acohalauc February 2, 2020

milk

milk

milk

by justadumbguy November 22, 2021

milk

something that dads can not resist, they love it so much that they leave their wife's, children, friends, family and pets to get this item, you could say it makes them hanker sore. in some rare cases he wil come back but very rarely

dude, my dad left to get milk.

by Daddy is hard May 17, 2020

The Milk

The Milk is an entity that made out with your dad. Thats why he never came back lol.

My name is The Milk

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022