A man with many talents, special needs with a huge pecker and defrauded by the military mafia for his hard work.
by TJ Johnsoni December 31, 2020
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A two faced liar that cheats on his wife.
He Hates women but can't live without them. He is a punk and has a small penis. He steals from his friends and never contributes to the party. He's a user and a looser. His truck is in his mom's name. He's a want-a-be, anything but a Payne. He is just like his father, a perverted man hire. He's indigent and weak minded. Cunt is his favorite description for any woman who
won't play the pitiful game he calls
"LIFE". He is a Self Righteous, Narsisitic,
Lonely, excuse for a human being.
He Hates women but can't live without them. He is a punk and has a small penis. He steals from his friends and never contributes to the party. He's a user and a looser. His truck is in his mom's name. He's a want-a-be, anything but a Payne. He is just like his father, a perverted man hire. He's indigent and weak minded. Cunt is his favorite description for any woman who
won't play the pitiful game he calls
"LIFE". He is a Self Righteous, Narsisitic,
Lonely, excuse for a human being.
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Get the Pissed on Payne mug.Mrs Payne is a characteristic and a mental disability. It is when one reminisces about the past whilst swindling the words to make themselves seem better. They also have an incredibly northen accent.
'Back in my day I funked me neighbours dog'
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
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'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
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