n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.
by n8ballz August 07, 2009

Deposit a bowel movement into a vagina (a speculum may facilitate this action). Essentially this is a space dock.
Once the space dock is complete, cunnilingus is performed, ensuring that at least some, if not all, fecal matter has been extracted from the vigina.
Once the space dock is complete, cunnilingus is performed, ensuring that at least some, if not all, fecal matter has been extracted from the vigina.
Dude 1: After I shit in her cunt, I totally ate the Nevada Hot Pocket.
Dude 2: You ate that shit out of her cunt?
Dude 1: Yeah, bro, then she made out with me.
Dude 2: Daaaaamn, you chocolate balled her.
Dude 2: You ate that shit out of her cunt?
Dude 1: Yeah, bro, then she made out with me.
Dude 2: Daaaaamn, you chocolate balled her.
by HOT Love Bug October 21, 2013

When your friend is watching hentai, and you come up behind them and firmly grasp their butt cheeks, as you shove a USB filled with 2 terabytes of child porn into their exposed rectum.
by Teamcarrytoxic May 16, 2018

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013

by BmAc0977 November 19, 2018

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.
by RabidWimp December 16, 2008

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018
