Hot Pocket

n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.
"My colleague crop-dusted my workstation, so I paid him back with a hot pocket."
by n8ballz August 07, 2009
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Nevada Hot Pocket

Deposit a bowel movement into a vagina (a speculum may facilitate this action). Essentially this is a space dock.
Once the space dock is complete, cunnilingus is performed, ensuring that at least some, if not all, fecal matter has been extracted from the vigina.
Dude 1: After I shit in her cunt, I totally ate the Nevada Hot Pocket.
Dude 2: You ate that shit out of her cunt?
Dude 1: Yeah, bro, then she made out with me.
Dude 2: Daaaaamn, you chocolate balled her.
by HOT Love Bug October 21, 2013
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anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai, and you come up behind them and firmly grasp their butt cheeks, as you shove a USB filled with 2 terabytes of child porn into their exposed rectum.
by Teamcarrytoxic May 16, 2018
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Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket
Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket
by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013
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Alabama hot pocket

When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse
Girl 1 “she smells like shit!”
Girl 2 “Brian gave her an Alabama hot pocket
Girl 1 “ohhhh”
by BmAc0977 November 19, 2018
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Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.
Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.
by RabidWimp December 16, 2008
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Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.
Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.
by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018
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