when you are confronted with a conversation you feel obligated to have that carries on and dont want to have but dont want it to effect your daily life Synonyms: word rape, non consensual connversation
by Skunkfourtwenty November 29, 2023
Get the Verbal hostagemug. Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Holding your kids hostagemug. A girl you would fuck but she has an ugly face. Hence, you would fuck her with a bag over her head, like a hostage.
Shawty in the corner got a fatass and thighs but she high key a hostage. I’d definitely still hit it from the back doe.
by Gustav and Cole March 31, 2025
Get the Hostagemug. A guy who's girlfriend has an insatiable sexual appetite and all she wants to do is have sex, thus making her man a hostage to her pussy.
by Vette Dog May 2, 2012
Get the Pussy Hostagemug. Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
Get the Holding the sausage hostagemug. (Noun)
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
by Amity Islander November 29, 2024
Get the Hostage Therapymug. Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the Holding happiness hostagemug.