Hostagality

Hospitality gone awry.

Trapped in a hotel room? Stuck on a flight? Overbearing host? Hostagality situations range from the earnest to the absurd where well-meaning hospitality and well-intentioned good experiences become more like hostage situations.

by Melea Seward May 29, 2008

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 2, 2003

release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

Host-age

A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.

J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.

by Deebsteak August 30, 2009

brown hostages

A difficult turd

"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"

by Howard May 1, 2003

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006