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Hoop Hoe

Person 1: OMG did you see Jessica with Brad this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah, she was with Chad last weekend, and they’re both on the basketball team

Person 1: Wow she’s such a Hoop Hoe
by Bob Ross’ Maid December 16, 2019
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Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!
Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!
by Nola070619 March 1, 2011
mugGet the Hoop Slapmug.

Snoop hoop

A marijuana smoke ring. A term coined in Tacoma, WA cuz we smoke blunts all day and we got respect for the big dogg of hip hop.
Sup homie?

I just kickin' it at the crib wit a bleezie, blowin' snoop hoops at the cat, sup wit you?
by Vegawrap January 23, 2009
mugGet the Snoop hoopmug.

greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')
Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!
by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012
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hoop doodling

to play with one's anus
by N. Flanders August 10, 2003
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Hoop Stealer

Someone of black skin that steals basketball hoops while you are deployed in afghanistan
Wow look at that hoop stealer hes got 20 inch rims
by docswenson May 8, 2010
mugGet the Hoop Stealermug.

hoochie hoops

Large round earrings (hoops) worn by a hoochie slut. Also known as porn star earrings.
Look at those hoochie hoops on her--she's an open invitation.
by Dorsal Plantar October 31, 2006
mugGet the hoochie hoopsmug.

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