two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018

hookah sex

The act of inhaling the smoke of hookah and then penetrating another persons mouth with the smoke from your mouth. Both mouths need to be touching, and a good amount of smoke must be transferred.

Bridget and Alex just had some good hookah sex!

by lilmermaid55 May 7, 2011

Hooked On The Horns

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.

Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.

by Dipper October 22, 2012

hölökynkölökyn

A Finnish word used as cheers when you are drinking alcohol

Hölökynkölökyn to the new couple

by Thepotatolife July 8, 2018

Hook ya in the gabber m8!

British slang for I'll punch you in the mouth.

Hermione "But Ron that chocolate was mine..."
Ron "Ya better shut ya mouth ya cheeky cunt or I swear to christ I'll hook ya in the gabber m8!

by mrperson123 December 13, 2018

Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017

RT left hook

RT left hook is one of the most devastating punches a person can ever receive. Fortunately, only 4 people have experienced such a blow but the impact from these blows has been devastating not only for the recipient but for their family members and doctors who have had to care for them as well. An RT left hook essentially is a left handed punch. What differentiates it from any other left hand punch is that it is immensely more powerful, dangerous and potentially deadly. IF you would really like to scare off a bully or take a more authoritative position amongst your peers, threaten them with an "RT left hook".

-How did you dummy him? "I gave him the RT left hook!"

This is sure to leave victims and observants speechless and most likely, very disturbed.

by RT left hook witness August 12, 2009