Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

Hobby ADD

The inability to remain focused and adequately amused on one hobby at a time.

Man, I'm selling my DJ stuff - I hate Hobby ADD!

by TheMitchster December 6, 2019

Action Hero Hobbies

any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.

Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.

Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.

Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.

by DALLASDYNAMITE November 15, 2020

Hobby

Things like crochet, knitting, crafting, collecting, learning, cooking and much more are known as hobby's. people do these things for comfort or passing time.

I Love knitting sweaters for my grandchildren, it's my hobby.

by -XXBUTTERFLIESXX- February 27, 2024

Hobbie dobbie

This is a curse that cause horrible bad luck to mortals

I curse you hobbie Dobbie

I can't believe this hobbie Dobbie
HOBBIE DOBBIE!!!!!

by Jeffery32917 May 28, 2018