hobby slobby

Getting head whilst doing crafts, and/or getting head at Hobby Lobby.

I gave my boyfriend a hobby slobby last week in the Hobby Lobby men's handicapped stall.

by CidKnee June 23, 2023

Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023

Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

by cdaworld January 16, 2024

hobby blatte

Anyone who thinks they're a Blatte and tries to act like a wannabe gangster, these people are usually White.

dude1 "akta bre"
dude2 "sluta leka blatte"
dude1 "jag är hobby blatte pucko"

by hobbyblatte120 October 20, 2018

Gobby Hobby

A name given to a girl that will give any guy a gobbie because she likes the attention.

Dude i wouldnt be suprised if that bitch has given a gobby to all the guys in that club...
Its like her daily gobby hobby.

by Not.Guilty August 6, 2018

Hobby

What you tell your friends you do since your real job is embarrassing, even though your hobby is just as embarrassing.

Your friend: What do you do for a living?
In your head: My job? I’m a sewer worker. My hobby...
You: I make puppets!

by BubbleCafe June 8, 2018

hobby

something you do on your freetime

examples:

sports

drugs

labbing(crystal meth)

shooting (school)

running

nothing

eating

working out

playing with friends

gaming

rubiks cube

coke(aine)

sleeping

tiktok (you don't have a life)

playing vr (no life)

watching how to basic (you are very wierd)

watching movies

kerbal space program (NEEERRRRD!!)

urban dictionary (no life)

person1:what is your hobby

person2: yes

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022