Skip to main content

No Hipster

A variation on no homo used when the speaker has made a statement suggesting he/she is a hipster. The phrase implies that the speaker is aware of the hipster nature of his/her statement and wishes to clarify that he/she is in fact not a hipster.

Use of this statement generally solidifies the speaker's status as a hipster, especially if he/she uses it ironically.
No hipster, but I think the music of Justin Bieber is a harbinger of the death of high culture in this century.
by le lit March 15, 2011
mugGet the No Hipster mug.

Wanna be hipster

Back then, hipsters were people who simply appreciated any form of art and loved music(mainly jazz). Now, somehow, the idea real hipsters had transformed into people who either wear high-waisted pants and crop tops 24/7, or dress in pure "vintage". Not because they actually adore the style, but because all other "hipsters" are doing it. They are completely normal yet talk about being "very weird". Wanna be hipsters listen to indie rock, not because they like it, but because "that's what hipsters do". They most likely google "how to be a hipster" and follow everything they find. They wear moccasins and claim to not do their hair when they obviously put product in the night before or whilst getting ready in the morning. They claim to "not care" about their appearances yet they put ten pounds of makeup on everyday. They buy books on how to draw, create a couple of masterpieces for show, and drop the hobby altogether until they feel the need to create more proof of being true "artists". They want to be hippies and talk about nature as if they actually appreciate it, even though they couldn't care less in reality. Because everyone on the "hipster"-full website, tumblr, everyone now wants to be like every "hipster" they see.. which is why all wanna be hipsters hate everyone and want to move to the uk. They all claim to be different, yet they don't realize being "different" is taking over and now all wanna be ("original") hipsters are cliche. They are all pathetic.
wanna be hipster: "OMG LOOK AT THIS OVER-PRICED CROP TOP I FOUND. NO ONE WOULD WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS, IM GOING TO BUY IT."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."
by anooonnnnnn September 25, 2011
mugGet the Wanna be hipster mug.

hipster doorbell

Walking up to your friend's door and calling their cell (from your cell) to be let in. This is often because you're both lame hipsters living in cheaper apartments/
The front buzzer hasn't worked for years. Just use the hipster doorbell and I'll come down to let you in.
by locke61dv February 13, 2009
mugGet the hipster doorbell mug.

Hipster

Hipster's can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.
mugGet the Hipster mug.

baby making hips

Wider hips on a woman, usually with a bigger booty and this is associated with having a good body for giving birth to children.

Sang by Fantasia in the song "Baby makin' hips"
Whoa look at that booty, damn she got them baby making hips for sure.
by Nathalie W December 28, 2008
mugGet the baby making hips mug.

Hippy Sandgirl

The exact definition for "Hippy Sandgirl"is a collection of words representing a very beautiful girl who roams the country land like an upper class gypsy. Hippy Sandgirls are very rare, and if you ever stumble upon enough luck to actually meet one, you will become intoxicated with her beauty, and of her kindness. Some often confuse Hippy Sandgirls for angels or godesses, both induced with magical features such as amazing sparkling eyes and generally amazing wild curly hair. Hippy Sandgirls have many different traits that are rare such as "innocence" and "love"

After a small period of time the hippy sangirl will need to leave you, and return to its homeland, tired after visting a new place, although she will leave, her special enchanting aura will always be in the mist of your hearts.
OMG, WE HAVE TO MEET THE HIPPY SANDGIRL, i want to be her!
by Emily's own gypsy. May 10, 2011
mugGet the Hippy Sandgirl mug.

Hipster Speedball

Drinking espresso, or other coffee shop drinks, while smoking marijuana.
I am going to stop by the Bean Fiend tonight, hang out on the back deck, for a quick Hipster Speedball before I ride my fixie downtown to check out Hadag Nachach. You've probably never heard of them.
by ObservingSCAD September 22, 2011
mugGet the Hipster Speedball mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email