Hick

Also known as a "country bumpkin" this species is typically dumb as shit they thrive in most barns and commonly fuck farm animals . It is also known for wearing overalls and carrying a shot gun for no reason. They are not well educated and usually drop out of school . The only thing a hick is good for is making the rest of society look good

Jedidiah: awweh look right dur cuzin feeessstus is done dere fuckin da sheep again

Festus: don't blame me im a HICK

by Vladimir Krokrustinofvskir December 10, 2012

hicks

The coolest people in the world! Best dress sense and truely brave in heart!

All you dumb fuck get it right, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HICKS AND REDNECKS!!

REDNECKS ARE EVEN COOLER!!!!

Them hicks are surely soooo cool but check out those rednecks, they're even cooler!!!!!

by Rock Harder August 8, 2006

Hick

People who have all the characteristics of a country bumpkin but denies daily that he is associated with hicks. They love green beans and date white girls named "shawntaes, lacresha, bonquiqui" they go to pjc and have shaggy justin bieber hair. Their names usually start w/ an S and last name starts w/ an H.

Dadgum, Shane is so dang hick.

by Greenbean123 December 4, 2013

Hick

A hick is someone who was gerealy born out of ig citys, has strong moral values, loves their country and has not been tainted by industrialization. Hicks usualy were blue or black jeans, short sleeve t-shirts, button up short/long sleeve shirts, weres cowboy or anothe form of boots,cowboy hats and cloths that have been passed down through the generatoins.

George W. Bushis a hick, Strong morale values and a great leader.

That hick is a great Woman/Man and leader, (s)he lives out in the country.

by Kennith Allen Schjoth II May 21, 2007

Hicks

Someone that welds the cabs of two trucks end to end and then drives this Frankenstein around the woods.

Boy, my friends sure are hicks, they fricken' welded two truck cabs together!

Bobby Joe, what kinda car do you want?

I wanna two cabbed truck!

by Tedhhghg November 9, 2008

hicks

1.Person who can not walk due to anal penetration from Vargy.
2. One who GOT analy penetrated by Lambourne. (Strap On)

Hicks takes it in the ass.

by Rear Admiral October 23, 2003

Hick

Hick; the smartest people on the face of the earth, and the only people who know how to have a good ol' time.

"Did you go to sandhills last night?" "Hell yeah, it was just a bunch of hicks, best time ever."

by breebsers. April 8, 2009