Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer (known premaritally as Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger) is the main antagonist of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, often appearing in several episodes. She was a hotel inspector from Germany in her first appearance.

"I- I just"
"Ja?"
"Your name-"
"Ja?"
"I can't- I just- ok, what's your name?"
"Oh, ja! for some reason people have trouble. I am Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer ."
"I-"

by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021

Architecture in Helsinki

the people who made the water album

Guy: Hey man I got the new Architecture in Helsinki CD
Other guy: Aw yeah, is it 11-track?

by loafhouse March 11, 2022

Go to Helsinki, Finland

Euphemism for "go to hell"

Alice: I put the toilet paper on the other way around just to be annoying

Bob: Go to Helsinki, Finland!

by Keeper of 2s October 17, 2023

crack mayor of helsinki

Social and political satire/criticism of the international attention and notoriety of former drug use, known associations with prostitutes, and daily internet memes of formet Toronto mayor.

Have you seen the latest meme on the crack mayor of helsinki?

Where the hells Helsinki?

Exactly.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025