n. A Japanese psychological mass-casualty weapon, developed by scientists at the Sanrio Corporation; unleashed upon humanity in 1974 with the goal of subjugating the planet under Japanese imperial rule.
Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.
Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.
Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.
Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.
"The people of the United States have already formed their opinions regarding Hello Kitty, and well understand the implication to the very life and safety of our nation."
by Carl Willis January 12, 2005
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A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!
Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.
by MassaRee August 9, 2008
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Kör hårt hellfueled kör över ozzy med nästa platta!!! ;)
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"Screaming tires badass racers, that's the things that make me feel alright" //Let Me Out - Hellfueled
by Salming July 24, 2006
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Get the hellohoi mug.Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.
"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."
by Saxazax April 23, 2009
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