on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

Helen keller

She never existed. Never.

His girlfriend is like Helen keller

by Keller hellen November 12, 2021

The Helen Keller

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

helen keller

fake ass hoe who is a liar

helen keller is stupid

by acr29212921 May 8, 2020

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Helen Keller

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.

"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"

by Parallaxative March 9, 2020

Helen Keller Style

It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.

I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.

by Stan Brown June 25, 2017