Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!
by Anti English Teacher March 28, 2024
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Trevor Hedge

Don't be such a Trevor Hedge
by Trevor Hedge July 08, 2017
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ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
i would lowkey hit becky
hell nah, her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro
by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 24, 2024
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ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro
by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 24, 2024
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hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.
Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.
by MeltdMushroom October 06, 2019
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to hedge

to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt
-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now
by Xx_Minecraftledgend_xX September 21, 2018
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Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.
by dicksforhands February 06, 2017
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