heard footsteps

This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.

The receiver dropped the ball because he heard footsteps!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

yall hear summ

This implies ignorance towards someone, specifically someone who has experience something bad, therefore in response one says ‘do yall hear summ’ to show they don’t care.

‘Do yall hear summ’
‘I hear summ’

by Yall hear summ? October 13, 2018

ground harness

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

by @heavily_sinful May 3, 2018

Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

amber heard

An adjective for abusive women.Also a piece of shit.

Dude,she is such an Amber heard.You gotta break up with her mate.

by p20kin April 27, 2021

Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

hear my man

when someone is chatting shit or isn't making any sort of sense at all. When someone says something so idiotic that you don't even know how to reply you just have to say "hear my man". In simpler terms it means: wtf is this guy on about.

"My mum is such a virgin its actually so sad"
"Hear my man"

by gosyd12345 March 10, 2021