Hatterapple

A word invented out of random words, incluing "hat" and "apple" as a semi-euphemism for "penis."

Also can be used as a cutesy-term for male genitalia.

"I wonder how big HIS hatterapple is!"

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

Hattershalés

A word derived from "hatterapple" and "mellashalés" to be used as a semi-euphemism for "man-boobs."

"It's totally gross when guys have hattershalés."

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

Halteman

The last name of a someone named Dorian. Usually like to eat, and are large in size. Love to play video games, and are addicted to porn and woman with big tits. Usually a cheater, has no boundaries. And doesn't know how to call, only text. He is known for smoking weed and making inappropriate jokes. Usually do unwell in academics. Is known for being a womanizer and taking long showers and shits. Insecure and not willing to talk about feelings. All talk and no game. I LOVE YOU.

"Did you see that kid Dorian Halteman?"
"Yeah he's such an asshole?!"

by bigdawgie December 17, 2011

Hatter

A hater that wears a hat while hating on a person, thing, or place

Jimmy: BECKY IS SUCH A HATTER

Blake: YEAH, I KNOW RIGHT?

by AnthonyTheAnchovy August 22, 2017

hattum

A hattum is defined as a person directly related by blood to a family of big dick wig splitters. Of lebanese origin hattum Pronounced “Hatome” in arabic

Guy 1: hey man what are you so pissed about?
Guy 2: one of those hattums fucked my wife and i cant do a godamn thing about it.

by UnderstandingStreetslang February 22, 2019

hatted

/hat/•/ted/
Synonym for photoshopped

Yo, is that real?
No, I just hatted it.

by _ric_hard_ August 12, 2019

Hatter

When someone wears too many hats

look at that hatter

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020