Hasslehorf

What we call deer around Detroit, Michigan.

Last night on Belle Isle a hasslehorf snuck up on me when I was takin' a pisser.

by Jeremy Tims May 12, 2012

Hasselhuff

State of anger reached when someone mocks David Hasselhoff

I said ‘Baywatch’ should be called ‘Gaywatch’ and that Mitch Buchanan was a big, curly haired tosspot and Herman stormed off in a Hasselhuff!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Hassenot

Cringey Ass girl who cannot control herself when something happens

Wow, This girl has the most stupidist Hassenot to have ever exist.

by Dejahongy August 9, 2021

hasselito

hasselito is a guy who you can trust he might be quiet just like Steven but he's cool he likes to hang around only 1-2 people and sometimes he might not mess with you

Hasselito why don't you and Steven talk

by 3hree December 17, 2023

Morgan Hasselström

People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.

They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.

Dude, who is that giant?

Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström

Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.

by BigPepMan November 16, 2021

the haselhof

When a girl is giving you head and it sounds like she is drowning.you grab her by her hair and save her life

I had to preform the haselhof to my girl friend last night when she was giving me head

by Joeythecrowbar July 24, 2022