Harmonic Minor

The best fucking guitar scale!

Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 24, 2019

seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

by chairman_meow February 20, 2009

sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound

I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night

by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017

czechoslovakian harmonica

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand

Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica

by The Kydd December 19, 2020

Harold Camping

An old bastard who, after falsely predicting the rapture and subsequent end of the world twice in 1994 and May 21, 2011, has boldly made another prediction for October 21, 2011. He screwed over many people (although if you're dumb enough to believe it...you kind of deserve it.) He made millions off of this scam from his followers, some donating all of their life savings and retirement to his "non-profit organization."

Harold Camping is, for lack of a better term, a douche bag.

by KaylaKush September 24, 2011

Harolding

To "hang around" a cemetery.

Popularized by the 1971 cult film "Harold and Maude", in which the main character, Harold, enjoys attending funerals at cemeteries of people he doesn't know.

Dude, let's get out of this scary place, I'm sick of harolding!

by MovieMan March 9, 2006

Harmonica style

When a dick is too big to blow so you have to play it side to side

Omg, you wouldn't believe how big John was - I had to do it harmonica style last night!

by mayocheese April 3, 2015