Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.

Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Spanky-handy

Totally awesome!

That is a spanky-handy brochure you just designed!

by KJ718 February 5, 2009

jack handy

a term used to desribe some one who chronically jacks off

hey his name is jack handy at home

by chris Washington July 24, 2008

Jp Handy

This act was born in southern Indiana by a homosexual high school senior who was found preforming the "Jp Handy" at a local fish fry. The Jp Handy is the act of fisting or fingering the ass hole of your partner then removing your shit covered hand or fingers and then masterbating with this hand.

Jp Handy

(Man1) Im out of lotion.
(Man2) You can Jp handy me

by thais54 January 31, 2010

Handy Manny

A funny little kids show on Disney. The main character, Manny, has a bunch of talking tools and he goes and...fixes stuff for people.

He's voiced by Wilmer Valderamma! Can't beat that!

I watched Handy Manny with my little cousin.

by THIS IS LASAGNA!!!! December 14, 2007

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.

Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!

by disorca July 19, 2010

Handy Mandy

A female that is quick with her hands, either helping others or causing others pain by hitting them. Uses very violent methods to help gain fame and harsh words

Handy Mandy is a beast

by ahfobkjangoiaho129ru19t90uf March 4, 2016