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chester new hampshire

A hick little town in the middle of no where (new hampshire) The population of about....7 including 3 cows and 2.5 chickens. They say there is a boy their called BIRDMAN a kid is called this because his nostrils are flaired and he contains birdlike symptons. They say he flys around at night crowing like a bird. All in all nobody likes chester.
"Hey wanna hang in chester new hampshire"?
" no i have to shit first".
by tom necant October 28, 2009
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hamhocked

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.
After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.
by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003
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Dirty Hamper

An unflushed toilet bowl, chock full of waste and paper, with the lid closed, left for the next un-suspecting user, who upon opening is then left with not only a wonderful surprise, but also the responsibility of taking care of.
Boy does it suck, when every morning I go in the bathroom and my girlfriend's left a dirty hamper in there for me.
by Rawb Eytch July 13, 2007
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hamper inspector

One, usually a male, who feels the need to inspect the laundry hampers of female friends, relatives, are even stangers.
man if i ever get a chance I am so going to be her hamper inspector
by The Duck Man April 13, 2008
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Hampid

One who engages in extremely obnoxious behavior.
Josh is really hampid tonight.
by Galv April 3, 2010
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HAMP Modification

The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.
by Elle Bee Jay September 8, 2010
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Hampden-Sydney man

The Hampden-Sydney man is rich, white, alcoholic, often mistaken for a typical douchey wasp people fail to realize the H-SC man follows a strict honor code and in general is very respectful toward any female who isn't acting like a drunk slut trying to get free alcohol and drugs. The H-SC man typically graduates and attains a lucrative job, often his fathers line of work, but not always. Law school is the most common post graduation plan. The brotherhood at Hampden-Sydney is something you don't find many places on earth.
Girl 1: so where did you go last night at the party?!
Girl 2: I got separated from our group, luckily a Hampden-Sydney man found me and made sure I was safe until I got back to my place

Girl 1: that's awesome.

Girl 2: he was drinking straight whiskey and his family owns a place at the beach and in the mountains.
by Lillypulitzer69 June 20, 2016
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