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by bocaJ nostreboR October 29, 2020
Get the robert haslett mug.Blackburn Hamlet, mostly referred to as "blackburn" but also known as Whiteburn and Crackburn - depending on which part is being discussed - is a small neighbourhood in the East side of Ottawa, Ontario.
Innes road, the main road in Blackburn, divides the area economically.
North of Innes road is typically referred to as "Whiteburn", as the area consists mostly of white middle class families and retired old white people (minus the twin apartment buildings and the town houses around them, which despite being north of Innes are included under the "crackburn" umberella). This part of Blackburn is quiet and stuck in the 1980's.
South of Innes road is typically referred to as "Crackburn", as many parts of this neighbourhood are low income areas. For the most part, it looks more intimidating then it really is, other than the occasional drive-by and swarming/robbery. Some parts, specifically parts closer to the center, are public housing, while some are just shabby rentals. Specifically, 2676 Innes is notorious for it's crackheads and is often refered to as the "baby momma projects" due to high rates of teen pregnancy, as well as the Innes Park Complex twin apartment buildings, which houses many local drunks and drug addicts.
Being one of 2 neighborhoods fully surrounded by the greenbelt, it sometimes feels very isolated living in Blackburn. It can feel anywhere from a small American suburb to a rural ghetto. It all depends where you live and what you make of it.
Innes road, the main road in Blackburn, divides the area economically.
North of Innes road is typically referred to as "Whiteburn", as the area consists mostly of white middle class families and retired old white people (minus the twin apartment buildings and the town houses around them, which despite being north of Innes are included under the "crackburn" umberella). This part of Blackburn is quiet and stuck in the 1980's.
South of Innes road is typically referred to as "Crackburn", as many parts of this neighbourhood are low income areas. For the most part, it looks more intimidating then it really is, other than the occasional drive-by and swarming/robbery. Some parts, specifically parts closer to the center, are public housing, while some are just shabby rentals. Specifically, 2676 Innes is notorious for it's crackheads and is often refered to as the "baby momma projects" due to high rates of teen pregnancy, as well as the Innes Park Complex twin apartment buildings, which houses many local drunks and drug addicts.
Being one of 2 neighborhoods fully surrounded by the greenbelt, it sometimes feels very isolated living in Blackburn. It can feel anywhere from a small American suburb to a rural ghetto. It all depends where you live and what you make of it.
"Wow, Jim's from Blackburn Hamlet, that's pretty ass man" -Orleans Kid
"Nah it's fine, I'm from Whiteburn not Crackburn lol, my house has 5 rooms and a toilet made of gold" -Jim
"I hate living in Blackburn Hamlet, my neighbors are always screaming at 4am unless it's welfare day" -Crackburn dweller #1
"Let's go BBQ some hot dogs on a garbage fire tonight to forget about the pain" -Crackburn dweller #2
(Both of these are real things that happen here)
"Buy us cigarettes or we'll bash your brains in with our baseballs bats" -Crackburn 13 year olds
"Nah it's fine, I'm from Whiteburn not Crackburn lol, my house has 5 rooms and a toilet made of gold" -Jim
"I hate living in Blackburn Hamlet, my neighbors are always screaming at 4am unless it's welfare day" -Crackburn dweller #1
"Let's go BBQ some hot dogs on a garbage fire tonight to forget about the pain" -Crackburn dweller #2
(Both of these are real things that happen here)
"Buy us cigarettes or we'll bash your brains in with our baseballs bats" -Crackburn 13 year olds
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A little boy is sitting in the back seat of a car as it is passed by a biker and his harlette.
Little boy: "cooool..."
Little boy's mother: "Harlot."
Seen on a biker t-shirt: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
Little boy: "cooool..."
Little boy's mother: "Harlot."
Seen on a biker t-shirt: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
by zoiks November 10, 2008
Get the Harlette mug.The best place to be on the Jersey Shore. Inbetween white fuc*in trash Keansburg and rich filth Holmdel. Hazlet itself has its own little communities, such as West Keansburg, where everybody fights for anybody, and Raritan Valley, the upper middle class neighborhood where you can find crack fiends and Dodge Vipers. The cool thing to do in Hazlet on weekends is drink as much as you can without the worry of cops because they don't care. Everyone is preppy, gangsta, or emo/skater. No inbetweens. All the girls in high school wear is tight shirts exposing their tits and short skirts or tight jeans with their thongs hanging out. Best things to do are drink, smoke mad blunts, and have sex with random girls from whatever town is close. When you're from Hazlet, you can get pussy from anywhere. Best fuckin town on the East Coast.
person 1: yo let's fuck that kid up
person 2: we can't. he's from hazlet. he'll fuck us up and THEN fuck our girlfriend.
person 2: we can't. he's from hazlet. he'll fuck us up and THEN fuck our girlfriend.
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