Golden airplane phenomena

The act of using a topic or item to prove a point, but drastically altering or misrepresenting said thing to make it fit your argument.

The name of this phenomena comes from the first episode of ancient aliens where the wackjobs on the show claim a precolumbian gold artifact was an airplane. To prove this point they build a miniature model, but said model has propellers, wheels, and other modern flourishes not present on the original model. They also remove nearly all of the decorative elements in order to make the model more aerodynamic.

First cited by YouTuber MiniMinuiteMan in his video about the dendara lightbulb.

In order to prove that the hieroglyph was a modern lightbulb, the ancient alien cunts added a buncha extra shit to make a working model. The Golden airplane phenomena strikes again.

by Aspergicbastarx June 27, 2022

Golden Oreo

A homosexual being that has never kissed a person of the opposite sex.

Theo: Last night, this handsome guy approached me at the bar. We talked until the lights came on and then we went to my place... and you know what the best part is?

Joe: No?

Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.

by Connect-Ad August 21, 2021

Golden retriever boy

A boy with fluffy hair , quite shy but energetic, usually plays a sport or games or both , can’t hold or handle eye contact and gets nervous(probably will give u the side eye ),has a nice smile , funny and great t have around can make others cheer up in a instant ,nice to talk to and genuinely great company a 99/100 possibility he has anger issues but won’t take them out on u unless ur causing them

“Aww he’s so sweet”
“Gives me the vibe of a golden retriever”
“He’s a golden retriever boy”

by Funkymonkeytime December 11, 2021

Golden Friday

A day which is a goddess looking girl's blessed day and it is also the same day as Good Friday. Hence, it also symbolised peace and love, therefore people will confess to their love interest on the specific day

A handsome looking guy is looking forward for the glory Golden Friday after days and days of hardworking
preparation

by The legendary captain March 15, 2019

Golden Globe

When you mold your poop into a ball to make it like a globe. You then pee on it and throw it at a person.

If Alex comes in the room I swear i will golden globe him.

by whiteshadow117 November 23, 2010

golden bag

(n.) An act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. The golden bag, however, need not be done for sexual gratification.

It's a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a Golden Bag, but it sends a strong message.

by Inox May 28, 2008

golden hailstorm

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.

Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.

by mrboochieman November 29, 2013