norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new area and then sleep with at night.

When I go to Memphis I'm gonna hop on Tinder to find a whore guide to show me the area.

by Balves November 10, 2021

guide leader

An awesome woman who inspires others. Helping young girls with dreams become women with vision.

Wow look at how organised and amazing that woman is, she must be a guide leader

by girloftheworld May 12, 2015

Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night.

I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.

by Balves November 3, 2021