Grinching

When you ejaculate all over or inside a families Christmas presents, leading to an uncomfortable and ruined holiday.

I went Grinching yesterday, so now I am watching this house to see their reactions.

by The Grincher July 24, 2025

Grulching

The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.

Had a killer Grulching session last night. It was incredibly painful.

by BluDru42 September 5, 2025

Grinching

A holiday-season tradition where one intentionally ignores all grooming and allows their pubes to grow wildly out of control, reaching full feral, Grinch-level proportions by Christmas.

He was grinching so hard it crossed the line from tradition into public concern.

by GFN2K26 January 6, 2026

Reverse Grinching

When something is so horrible it shrinks your heart 3 times as small

That holocaust joke was so bad I'm reverse grinching

by Scortese August 21, 2016

reverse grinching

when you get fuck so hard in the ass it comes out of ur nose and eyes

bro you reverse grinching me so hard the past few nights i can’t even sit

by brady…brad..chicken.licker December 4, 2023

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

by DT94 May 31, 2016