Grumpin'

(verb) The act of vigorously passing a particularly stubborn bowel movement. Usually involves grunting and the straining of one's sphincter. See also: Constipation

I hate when I'm in the bathroom at work and someone is grumpin' out a gnarly deuce. Gross...

by SneakyMe August 29, 2011

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grumpgasm

Receiving intense pleasure from being pessimistic;
An orgasm of grumpiness

Doc had a grumpgasm when the other six Dwarves noticed he wasn't whistling while he worked!

by Jody M. November 9, 2008

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Grumman

A Person who masturbates while deficating.
A humerously cumbersome or defective person.

A slow canoe or a person who paddles a slow canoe.
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A person who partakes in grumming.

Quit masturbating while deficating you grumman.

by king grumman May 1, 2010

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When you're unable to make a chick orgasm by having sexual intercourse with her, she is either moody or Grumpy (or you are really shit). The grumpski is to make her orgasm by going down on the chick and lick and play with her clitoris and vaginal region.

Last night i was rooting this chick and she was a dead root, so i went down for the grumpski.

by charles edward August 1, 2007

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Grumpig

The thing that will end mankind. If you look at them they will murder you. If you think about them they will murder you. If you say Grumplet they will kill you. The only thing able to stop them is Torkoal.You have to do what they say when they say it.

*Grumpig murders me*

by Manglet September 27, 2008

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